Cold Ramen: Line

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Insert witty line. I'm serious. I will select a winner at the end of the week who comes closest to what the line (or lines) actually is (or are).

Anonymous said...: Wyndolf, you married the wrong girl. The papers list Gwen, not Jen.; July 16, 2007 at 8:38 PM
Anonymous said...: But this IS paper.; July 17, 2007 at 6:30 PM
Ben Jammin' said...: "Wait...we just snickered at FAMILY CIRCUS?!?!?!?"; July 17, 2007 at 10:17 PM
Badonkajohnks (aka Linda) said...: I'm pregnant; July 18, 2007 at 5:01 AM
Shudduppayaface said...: I can't believe it! These blank pieces of paper are made from 100% recycled hobo!; July 19, 2007 at 5:13 PM
Anonymous said...: What's snikcered?; July 19, 2007 at 9:04 PM
Anonymous said...: "We got a letter in the mail from our son - he says he's transsexual."; July 19, 2007 at 10:45 PM
Anonymous said...: "Oh shit...we've been spotted!"; July 19, 2007 at 10:45 PM
Anonymous said...: Have you seen that the Spice Girls are getting back together?; July 20, 2007 at 7:14 PM
Anonymous said...: You're screen name is crotchrocket69? You really shouldn't leave things on the printer...; July 20, 2007 at 7:15 PM
Anonymous said...: Do you know who wasted a ream of paper printing off gay porn?; July 20, 2007 at 10:29 PM
Anonymous said...: Your ass looks really good on xerox.; July 21, 2007 at 11:17 AM