Ask Caesar

The lines are taken from a Charles Bukowski poem title "The German Bar." I love Bukowski's poetry, especially the ones that seem to sock you in the stomach at the end. They're like a Vonnegut novel contained in a single page.

Not your typical image of Caesar, I know. For some reason, I kept picturing a heavier man than the gaunt image of Caesar with a hang dog expression. Stephen Fry seemed an apt fit.

Hungry Earth

Spot Illustration for Northern Design Group for an article about what people all over the world eat.

Freelance Project - Wellshare International

Just finished up a freelance project for Minnesota International Health Volunteers, now Wellshare International.
You'll see below images of Somali teens and some older versions and a multi-stage of the menstrual cycle.




Copyright belongs to Corby Ortmann as produced for Wellshare International. Do not share or reproduce without permission.

Cookbook Images

I can finally upload these here.

Tooth and Claw

"You want weapons? We're in a library. Books!
Best weapons in the world. This room's the
greatest arsenal we could have. Arm yourselves!"
- The Doctor, 1879

My Valentine's Day present for Lisa. She loves Doctor Who and as an English teacher, did quite swoon at the quote delivered by David Tennant in all his badassery.

From the episode Tooth and Claw, Season 2.

I'M ON THE FAIRWAY!

I'll give you something better soon, baby. You know I'm good for it.

Happy Birthday, Drew

Happy Birthday, Drew. I still miss listening to Bar Code Blue at The Cow.



Slightly influenced by Al Hirschfield.