First, a resolution: I'm getting my ass back on track. Daily posting will begin once again. If it ever happened.
Second, I am repeatedly freaked out by these van commercials whose sole selling point is the "get those little brats to shut their pieholes" dvd feature. TV has always been utilized as a babysitter, now we're playing up its hypnotic and energy draining effects as a positive? How I long for the days when parents would only sneak shots of whiskey into your milk to get you to quiet down. The brain damage was significantly less.
And remember, TV is to blame for this post.