Alternate Reality Comics presents:

Just sitting in a car, moving along, wondering what would happen if monkeys gave birth through their mouths.

What I do in my spare time is business.

Whenever there's down time at work (which happens a lot) I raid our dump bin where we chuck shirts and hats we messed up on. Typically they're used for practice or just cleaning up messes. Anyway, these are the results.


Scary clown hat, as always, with Emily in mind.


This is actually the reverse side of the clown hat. It had a name and a lacrosse ball, which I covered up with black and made into an eye.


And a red skull hat. The word is CRACKED. Unfortunately, the seam of the hat runs directly down the center of the skull.

IF: Slither

A quickie for Illustration Friday. Nothing special. And yes, I have seen The Ring.

Hot Dog Eating Contest Logo

This was a fun project.